Dear Google staffing team

[fanf]

Would you all kindly stop spamming me and every other vaguely technical person with job advertisements. If you read my web site instead of just glancing at it you will know that I am not looking for a job. If you checked your own pimp database perhaps you would find out that I have told you to go away five times already. Perhaps you could also fix your stupid auto-responder so that it doesn't emit spam blowback.

No love,
Tony.

Comments

[gerald_duck]

I seem to be almost the only person Google's not pestered yet. Am I some kind of geek pariah, or just better than many at hiding my contact details?

[kake]

I'm a geek pariah too; they've not pestered me at all.

[mstevens.livejournal.com]

They don't love me either.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_nicolai_/]

Nor me!
schniff!

(Note to people who could definitely sic google recruiters on to me: I'll be sure to tell you if I am looking for a job at the big G and you can draw lots over referral bonuses)

[octal.livejournal.com]

me either. they actually did pester me a lot about 5 years ago when I wasn't at all interested.

[songster.livejournal.com]

Nor me. Mind you, the day they start recruiting molecular biologists is the day I start getting Seriously Scared (TM).

Google Genome: coming soon to a dystopia Near You (TM)

[damerell.livejournal.com]

Nor me. I've had EA, though, who I declined on three grounds;

a) I don't want to move to Coventry.
b) I know nothing about what they wanted.
c) biggest sausage factory ever.