Dear Google staffing team

[fanf]

Would you all kindly stop spamming me and every other vaguely technical person with job advertisements. If you read my web site instead of just glancing at it you will know that I am not looking for a job. If you checked your own pimp database perhaps you would find out that I have told you to go away five times already. Perhaps you could also fix your stupid auto-responder so that it doesn't emit spam blowback.

No love,
Tony.

Comments

[pir.livejournal.com]

Send me (in email) the addresses you're getting hit at and I'll see what I can do?

[fanf]

I don't want them to stop spamming me: I want them to stop spamming everybody. This is another example of how "don't be evil" is just PR bullshit. It's incredibly rude to ask someone to apply for a job just because they talk too much online - without showing signs that you know what work they like, and without even having a specific job in mind that would fit the person. It's like a twisted 419: "Dear Finch! I am Very Senior Recruiter in Human Remains at Gooogle ink! We have VERY LUCRATIVE POSITION as cable monkey in our Arsecrack Colorado data center! If you apply for this job we make you spend months jumping through hoops then we turn you down anyway! I go chop your dollar haha!"

I'm sure it's not beyond them to find somewhere other than people's inboxes to pimp their jobs and pump their bonuses.

[megamole.livejournal.com]

FANF SMASH GOOGLE DOWN!

CRUSH IT TO GOO!

[pir.livejournal.com]

Preaching to the choir on this one...

[fanf]

:-)

[ewx.livejournal.com]

If you fancy keeping count of annoyed people, +1.

[techiebabe.livejournal.com]

*giggles*