(no subject)

[fanf]

Talking about the irritations of mobile phones in the office, and reminded of Darren's phone which not only makes irritating noises, but also flashes irritatingly multi-coloured...

Imagine what will happen when they perfect hologram technology. Phones will be able to visually irritate at a distance, and will be just as unimaginitive as ring tones. "Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi."

I cry out in pained anticipation.