Alphabet meme

I'm going to do this from the point of view of my Brompton. (The mood above is a lie.)

A - Act your age? Need more TLC, but this may be more to do with quantity of work rather than age.
B - Born on which day of the week? Unknown and uninteresting.
C - Chore you hate? Any maintenance involving the rear wheel assembly.
D - Dad's name? Invented by Andrew Richie.
E - Essential makeup item? Chain lubricant.
F - Favourite actor? Nicole Kidman (as seen in BMX Bandits)
G - Gold or silver? Black (colour of silver oxide)
H - Hometown? Built and purchased in London, but now in Cambridge where Andrew Richie studied engineering.
I - Instruments you play? Guitar (like Brian May in "Bicycle Race")
J - Job title? Bicycle.
K - Kids? Small wheels are for adult bikes too.
L - Living arrangements? Under the stairs during the night, and under the desk during the day.
M - Mum's name? Unknown and possibly interesting.
N - Number of people you have slept with? Close contact with four or five bottoms.
O - Overnight hospital stay? Three times, mainly for transmission repairs.
P - Phobia? Pot-holes are bad for small wheels.
Q - Quote you like? "Small wheels suggest the rider is a clown."
R - Religious affiliation? uk.rec.cycling
S - Siblings? The Moulton, the Birdy, and other lesser imitators.
T - Time you wake up? 10:00-12:00 ish.
U - Unique habit? Carrying a loudly rattling D lock.
V - Vegetable you refuse to eat? All of them.
W - Worst habit? Twitchy steering.
X - X-rays you've had? None.
Y - Yummy food you make? Bumcheese.
Z - Zodiac sign? Bumcheese.